thebootydiaries:

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

positive-memes:

all of us

honted:

i love how jojo was like “aliens are real and on earth. anyway back to this serial killer”

autumngracy:

ventoaureoreo:

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

terefah:

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :))

me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing*

me:

pokemon-personalities:

{\__/}
( • . •)
/ > ❤️ u want this?

{\__/}
( • - •)
❤️< \  say you love chikorita first

zillion-ronald-manus:

disgustinganimals:

necro-om-nom-nomicon:

doggosource:

what he do 

he knows what he did!

reblog if you know what he did

stonyinspiration:

ruffaled:

TFW Bobert’s thirst for Chris Evans overtakes yours.

Robert is unabashedly flirting with Chris!